I told this story to my boyfriend last night and he about doubled-up laughing. So I thought I'd share it with everyone, because it *is* funny, and also because I can definitely say I've gotten something out of dating so many people who were so obviously not right for me.
I used to date this dude who would tell me his earwax smelled sweet. On occasion he would proffer me a used q-tip, saying, "Smell it!"
No. I don't want to smell your earwax. I don't even want to smell mine. The rabid curiosity of people-with-Y-chromosomes and their bodily fluids/substances never cease to amaze me.
So imagine me getting chased around this guy's apartment by him wielding a earwaxy q-tip.
Yeah. He was a real winner, that one.
By the way, I have so-called "dry" earwax. Most Caucasians have "wet" earwax. Learn more about it here.
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LOL! Diane.. I hate to admit this, but this is something I probably would do. In fact, I recall almost snail mailing a waxy q-tip to a girlfriend of mine once. Granted, that was as a total joke. I didn't go through with it.
You should be happy that guy didn't insist that you use it as a cracked lip remedy. According to Wiki, that's what people used to do. Yummmm... in that case, I'm sure you would want it to smell sweet.
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